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Today was the day. You were finally going to meet Karkat Vantas, your patron troll from Alternia. All of the remaining trolls were coming to Earth. Each of them would go to their patron earthing, and Karkat was coming to see you.
Right now on your part of the earth, it was snowing. Hardcore. You peered outside just long enough to see a short, horned person trying to stand up in the snow. You gasped excitedly, "Karkat!" and ran outside.
You saw him sitting there, pissed and cold grumbling to himself. "Shitty transporter, fucking dumped me here in this cold powder! The fuck is this stuff anyway!" He yelled to himself flinging the snow around.
You walked up to him. "Karkat?" You asked shyly. He flinched and turned around. "_________?" He asked. You nodded. You ran over over to him and hugged him. "Oh my gog, you're actually here." You breathed.
You brought him inside. "So this is Earth? Frozen wasteland as I expected." Karkat groaned. "Why the fuck is it so cold here anyway!" "You happened to make it here as it's becoming winter." You smirked at him. "Why the smug smirk _______?" Karkat asked. "Nothing." You giggled. "Fess up shitsponge." He glared at you.
"It's just your horns are so tiny in person." You bust into laughter. Karkat's face turned bright red. "Shut up!" You walked over and sat next to him. "I'm sorry but they just look so cute." Karkat's face turned even brighter and turned the other way.
While he was unsuspecting your fingers slowly crept up to his defenseless horns. You poked it. "W-what the fuck ________! Don't touch that!" Karkat freaked. "Why not! I just wanna touch them?" You questioned. You touched it again. "The f-fuck d-did I say!" Karkat blushed.
You pouted. "Why are you freaking out so bad!" Karkat looked annoyed. "Troll horns are sensitive to touch." Karkat explained. You put the puzzle pieces together, the blushing and stuttering. It all fit together.
"Oops." You blushed from embarrassment. "Oops is fucking right." Karkat groaned.
You were beginning to notice how attractive Karkat looked with the bright snow reflecting off his face. You decided to have some fun. You full on grabbed his horns. Before you knew it you were pinned down on the ground. "I told you to stop." He smirked. He pressed his lips on yours and your mouths seemed to meld together. He pulled away for the need to breathe. "I'll make note to touch your horns more often." You panted.
Right now on your part of the earth, it was snowing. Hardcore. You peered outside just long enough to see a short, horned person trying to stand up in the snow. You gasped excitedly, "Karkat!" and ran outside.
You saw him sitting there, pissed and cold grumbling to himself. "Shitty transporter, fucking dumped me here in this cold powder! The fuck is this stuff anyway!" He yelled to himself flinging the snow around.
You walked up to him. "Karkat?" You asked shyly. He flinched and turned around. "_________?" He asked. You nodded. You ran over over to him and hugged him. "Oh my gog, you're actually here." You breathed.
You brought him inside. "So this is Earth? Frozen wasteland as I expected." Karkat groaned. "Why the fuck is it so cold here anyway!" "You happened to make it here as it's becoming winter." You smirked at him. "Why the smug smirk _______?" Karkat asked. "Nothing." You giggled. "Fess up shitsponge." He glared at you.
"It's just your horns are so tiny in person." You bust into laughter. Karkat's face turned bright red. "Shut up!" You walked over and sat next to him. "I'm sorry but they just look so cute." Karkat's face turned even brighter and turned the other way.
While he was unsuspecting your fingers slowly crept up to his defenseless horns. You poked it. "W-what the fuck ________! Don't touch that!" Karkat freaked. "Why not! I just wanna touch them?" You questioned. You touched it again. "The f-fuck d-did I say!" Karkat blushed.
You pouted. "Why are you freaking out so bad!" Karkat looked annoyed. "Troll horns are sensitive to touch." Karkat explained. You put the puzzle pieces together, the blushing and stuttering. It all fit together.
"Oops." You blushed from embarrassment. "Oops is fucking right." Karkat groaned.
You were beginning to notice how attractive Karkat looked with the bright snow reflecting off his face. You decided to have some fun. You full on grabbed his horns. Before you knew it you were pinned down on the ground. "I told you to stop." He smirked. He pressed his lips on yours and your mouths seemed to meld together. He pulled away for the need to breathe. "I'll make note to touch your horns more often." You panted.
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Homestuck - Karkat x Reader - A Troll's Horns
"Please, can I touch 'em?"
"Hell no!"
"Pllleeeasssee?"
"I said NO!"
"Karkles~"
"I told you to not call me that!"
You frown and cross your arms.
"I WILL find a way to touch 'em! Even if it takes my whole lifetime!"
"Well, good luck with that." You were received an eye-roll from the troll.
You sigh loudly as Karkat sits on the couch, flipping through titles of the romantic section on Netflix. You decide to sit down next to him, resting your feet in his lap. He mumbles something - probably about you choice of a footrest - but you choose to ignore it.
After what seems like ages, he finally plays a movie. You yawn and get ready to hear crying and
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Homestuck x Reader - Kankri
...A sphynx, curled up under the radiator.
No wonder he was, considering that he had no fur and the room was pretty chilly.
I went over, crouching down.
"Hey there, little buddy. You cold?" I asked.
His red eyes hadn't left me since he spotted me.
"You wanna come out from there?" I wondered, but he pressed more against the wall as I held out my hand.
"Alright, I won't force you. I'll just go tell Louise that I found you, so wait here." I told him, stood up, and went over to the room Louise was chasing animals in.
I snuck in quickly and went over to her, tapping her shoulder.
She turned to look at me.
"He's a sphynx, right? I found him under
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Homestuck x Reader - Karkat
...A munchkin cat, perched up on a shelf.
I reached up to get it down, only for it to hiss and scratch me.
I immediately pulled back my hands.
"I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy. I'm only gonna get you down from up there. Don't you want that?" I asked, confused.
He hissed, his fur standing on end as his ears lied back.
"Oh, please. You're too cute. You can't possibly think you can win in a match against me, do you? And here I thought you might wanna live with me and watch some romcoms and just cuddle on the couch. Because that's what I mostly do when I don't have school or work." I said, pouting.
He seemed to perk up at the word romcom.
"Yo
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Kankri -
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I don't own Karkat or Homestuck.
Kankri -
Kankri x Reader: Horns"Kankri?" You asked, slightly concerned. He had been going on and on and on about how you had triggered him when you touched his horns. They looked rough and bumpy and you didn't know what they felt like and you wanted to find out.
"Kankri?" You asked again. "...and I see why you would want to find out, but as they say, curiosity killed the cat so you should be careful about what others might find offensive and or triggering...."
"KANRKI!" You yelled. "Hmm?" He peered up at you. "Yes yes I get it. Now please stop talking." You begged. "Yes, I see. But I would just like to to realize the harm from your actions"
"Sooo, Could you tell me what they're for?" You giggled. "W-What?!" Kankri stumbled. "What?! Why won't you tell me!" You whined like a child. "B-Because it's p-personal!" Kankri defended.
"Well fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just touch them some more!" You deviously smirked. "You're highly triggering me with your threats!" Kankri yelled nervously. He backed away from you.
You g
Kurloz -
Kurloz x Reader: HornsRequested By: :iconw1ck3d-3l1x3r:
"Kurloz?" You said wanting his attention. He peered over at you from the other side of the couch. "What are troll horns for?" You asked, genuinely not knowing. Your matesprit blushed, but not that you could tell underneath all his facepaint.
"Horns are, well a sensitive area for trolls." He signed. "That is an unsatisfying answer." You glared, then laughed. "But really, what are they even for?" Kurloz sat by you and gave you a short kiss. "You can touch them." He signed as he gave a smile.
You grasped one of his horns and Kurloz made a faint purring noise. "Awh!" You piped. "That's so cute!" Kurloz smiled at you. "It's kind of like a sign of affection, but it feels good." Kurloz signed.
You kissed his cheek. "You're so cute when you purr, you know that?"
I don't own Karkat or Homestuck.
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